WE'RE UP ALL NIGHT TO FIND BUCKY.
  jay. 24.

"marshmallowy mama bearness with a side of lensflares wrapped in a cosmic bowtie." so says jabs  

i am groot.

tastefullyoffensive:

[palmtoptiger]

tastefullyoffensive:

[palmtoptiger]

ghdos:

situpsandfruitcups:

Benefits of big hips:

Laundry basket rest
Yoga pants
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess

God put blessings of abundance into women with big hips.

do-not-touch-my-food:

Cheesy Chicken Rotini with Tomato Basil Sauce and Burrata

do-not-touch-my-food:

Cheesy Chicken Rotini with Tomato Basil Sauce and Burrata

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

do-not-touch-my-food:

Sesame Chicken

do-not-touch-my-food:

Sesame Chicken

soldier-barnes:

weapons of choice

flatbear:

Okay but you guys.

flatbear:

Okay but you guys.

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Chris Evans in the Captain America: The Winter Soldier gag reel

TINY