"marshmallowy mama bearness with a side of lensflares wrapped in a cosmic bowtie." so says jabs
Family fun time with Mike and Mum
Sherlock/Elementary crosssover where Sherlock!sherlock is rude and dismissive towards Joan and then Elementary!sherlock beats the shit out of him (◡‿◡✿)
#gOD CAN U IMAGINE ELEMENTARY!SHERLOCK’S COMPLETE DISGUST AND DISDAIN FOR BBC!SHERLOCK#like he’d be mildly irritated if somewhat amused by him at first at best#respecting his deduction ability but thinking even by his standards what an arrogant twat#and then bbc!sherlock would say something dismissive and disrespectful to joan#and elementary!sherlock would be like BACK UP THAT FUNBUS U WOT M8#HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT ABOUT WATSON#but lbr it wouldn’t even get to fisticuffs bc joan would cut bbc!sherlock DOWN with words before anyone could do anything#john would be standing there looking like he’s not sure whether to agree with the takedown or defend his sherlock on principle#and joan would flip him the bird and call him an enabler before flouncing#JOAN WATSON OUT BITCHES#and elementary!sherlock would just be like ‘….what she said’ and follow bursting with pride via neraiutsuze
"The East wind is coming, Sherlock. It’s coming to get you."
Staying alive… It’s so boring, isn’t it? It’s just - staying…